I Need Help

I'm sitting in my recliner. 

I'm watching recorded tv shows. 

I'm fast forwarding through the commercials with the remote. And holding the remote while watching the show. 

Next commercial break starts. And I realize I'm no longer holding the remote. 

I look around. I check my lap, the cushions, the end table next to me, the floor. 

No luck. 

I lost the remote while sitting in my recliner and holding it in my hand. 

How is this possible?

I Blame NetFlix

How in the world am I supposed to get anything done with 8 seasons of Grey's Anatomy on there?

Not to mention Breaking Bad, Sons of Anarchy, Walking Dead, Private Practice, Dawson's Creek, 24, Hoarder's, Cake Boss...I could go on and on.

And no commercials. At least in the old days you could run and do something really fast during the commercial breaks. 

And don't get me started on the movies. One Saturday I watched The Breakfast Club. Then the evilness that is NetFlix, tells me that if I liked that movie, I would also like Pretty in Pink. Which led to Ferris Bueller's Day Off, then Footloose. Next thing I know it's almost bed time and I have done nothing. NOTHING. All day. 

I think I need an intervention...

Throwback Thursday

January 2010...I didn't go to work for over a week

Must Resist Temptation

Someone's idea of doing inventory is sticky notes with what's in each drawer. 

Every time I walk passed I have to fight the urge to rearrange the stickies. 

That doesn't make me a bad person, does it?

Here's to Geri in Little Rock

Geri, you are now on my top ten favorite people list. 

Complaint Of The Day

Gripe #63829375:

Those little annoying gnats. 

I kill at least 6-10 a day while sitting at my desk at work. 

Plants at work should be outlawed. People don't take proper care of them and they get gnats. 

All over the place. 

I don't have plants on my desk because I KNOW that I can't take proper care of them. 

And yet, not a day goes by that I'm not swatting little pesky things dive bombing my face and trying to fly up my nose. 

I really want to come in one weekend and just throw them all in the garbage. 

Double the fun

Guess who gets to be a double GRANDMA?